Conservative Central

Awww, poor Saddam. How the mighty have fallen!

Saddam complained at his most recent court trial that the elevator was broken and that he had to actually use the stairs, thus leaving us to decide wether he is too good or too weak to use the stairs, or both. He also complained about how hard it was to carry the Quaran while handcuffed, and then yelled at the judge not to tell the guards what to do, but to order them, because he is Iraqi and has sovernity. What? I thought that at his last hearing, he didn't recognize the court's authority because he had sovernity, and the court and judge were little more than an American farce. Saddam must be going for the insanity plea. I am just amazed that a man on trail for GENOCIDE would have the stones to complain about having to climb a couple of flights of stairs, and he's lucky he even has a copy of his quaran available. After all, don't American troops amuse themselves primarily with flushing it down the toilet? Oh, wait a minute, that was yet another, shall we say, embellished Newsweek story.(I'd love to have a toilet capable of flushing a Quaran or even pieces of it. I'd never have to plunge again!)

On another note, did anyone see the video of the people storming Wal-Mart on black Friday? I wonder what was in that store that was worth knocking down a little old lady? Answer: nothing! Now people are saying that it was Wal-Mart's fault for not having adequate security. NO, it's YOUR fault for acting like animals! I can say that if I were the store manager, profit be damned, those registers would close and everyone would be kicked out, the doors locked, and only then would I reopen. You couldn't buy publicity like Wal-Mart would get for demanding decency!

I'll bet Shalana body-checked someone that day while buying her holiday gifts...