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2006/2/22

Oh, Boy!

@ 01:41 PM (45 months, 19 days ago)
This story *ahem* caught my eye...

The Australian military police are hunting a man nicknamed "Donkey Dong" who has been repeatedly flashing underwear salespeople. He enters the store, usually in an army uniform, and then goes into the changing room, tries on a pair of red undies, and calls the salesman/woman in to ask if the unmentionables fit him. By the time the employee realizes what has happened, it's too late.

"He has been in here four times and apparently he always tries on the same pair of red undies. I didn't really know what to say when he asked me if I thought they fitted him.

"It looks real and it's so big, it winds all the way down his leg and I wasn't sure what to do so I just went and got him a bigger pair.

"He got really nervous and was peeking out from the curtain.

"We call him Donkey Dong in here. He never buys anything and walks out saying that everything in the shop is too small for him."

He also likes biker shorts, for obvious reasons.

Can you believe this? The man's got to be faking! If he really had um, goods like that, I'm sure he could find better ways to amuse himself!

Comment(s) »

  1. Poor guy.
    People just don't trust anybody these days.

    Comment by Felis— 2006/02/22 @ 10:31 PM — (Reply)

  2. Not to be totally crass but it is hard to believe none of the saleladies has taken a test drive.

    Comment by A Conservative Realist— 2006/02/23 @ 10:43 AM — (Reply)

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