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2006/3/30

Does Blogging Come With Hazard Pay?

@ 09:50 AM (30 months, 21 days ago)
 Everyone knows that blogging is a popular forum for people to express their opinions. Any Joe can have his humor, tell his stories and express dissent in a public forum where the possibilities for others to view it is endless; a far step from the ol' soapbox.

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Here's One You Won't Hear In The MSM:

@ 09:33 AM (30 months, 21 days ago)
Judge Allan Kornblum, who in 1978 co-authored the Foreign intelligence Surveillance Act (FISA) said Tuesday that the President was duly authorized under the Constitution to order the wiretapping of suspected terrorists without first getting a warrant from a FISA court.

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2006/3/29

Democrats Commission A Movie

@ 07:36 PM (30 months, 21 days ago)
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President Bush Takes Questions...

@ 07:19 PM (30 months, 21 days ago)
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2006/3/28

24 Time!

@ 04:02 PM (30 months, 23 days ago)
Was 24 awesome or what? I guess next week will prove Henderson to be the big fish du jour, and I've got my eye on Chloe. She's one of my favorites, but I'm starting to get a gut feeling about her.

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HBO Creates Disgusting Polygamy, Or 'Plural Family' Show

@ 03:58 PM (30 months, 23 days ago)
This story so floors me that I thought I would reproduce it and add my commentary in bold writing.

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Clintons Hiring Illegal Aliens

@ 03:42 PM (30 months, 23 days ago)
 Clinton chauffeur an illegal immigrant

NEWARK, N.J., March 27 (UPI) -- An embarrassing hole in security surrounding former U.S. President Bill Clinton turned up when one of his chauffeurs was found to be a wanted man.

Shahzad Qureshi, 42, was in one of three cars awaiting Clinton at Newark Airport last week when a Port Authority policeman happened to check license plate numbers.

The computer came back showing the Pakistani national had skipped a residency-status hearing in 2000, and a deportation order had been issued by the Immigration and Naturalization Service, the New York Post reported.

Qureshi was still in jail Monday awaiting immigration processing, the report said.

I think that the American people need to ask: WHAT DID CLINTON KNOW AND WHEN DID HE KNOW IT?

For certain, this is an embarrassing proof to the point that our boarders need to be secure, and in the same week as the immigration bill getting so much attention!

2006/3/27

The Funniest Tee-Shirt Ever!

@ 02:38 PM (30 months, 24 days ago)
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The Mosquito-Eliminates Teenagers

@ 02:33 PM (30 months, 24 days ago)
I saw this news story, and I think that it deserves to be repeated in its entirety. All I can say is, where do I get mine?

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Drunks In A Bar? Nnoooo...

@ 02:32 PM (30 months, 24 days ago)
 Here's one for the "Well, Duh" file...

Who would've guessed that you'd find a drunk in a bar?

Detectives in San Antonio, TX have begun sending undercover agents into bars to arrest drinkers for being drunk. The first sting op was conducted recently in a Dallas suburb and netted 30 arrests for public intoxication.

Carolyn Beck, the representative from the Texas Alcoholic Beverage Commission said that being in a bar does not exempt one from public drunkenness laws.

I suppose not, but this does seem a bit unfair. I mean, what do they expect from folks drinking in a bar?

"We feel that the only way we're going to get at the drunk driving problem and the problem of people hurting each other while drunk is by crackdowns like this," she said.

"There are a lot of dangerous and stupid things people do when they're intoxicated, other than get behind the wheel of a car," Beck said. "People walk out into traffic and get run over, people jump off of balconies trying to reach a swimming pool and miss."

I used to work in an ER. Believe me, I dealt with my share of stupid, stupid drunks. But I think the latter is just natural selection at work, and the former...Well, if we dealt with DUI in a more harsh fashion, like 25-life for a first offense, no parole, then maybe folks would take it more seriously. And if not, they'd be put away.

I've spoken with a few drunks in the ER that have been busted driving, and they will occasionally say things like, "I have the right to drive and I have the right to drink." Let's up the ante for those folks, and let the moderately well-behaved barflies alone.

Illegals Protest For Their Rights? When Did They Get Rights?

@ 02:31 PM (30 months, 24 days ago)
Thousands of people filled Milwaukee, Wisconsin streets Thursday at a protest billed as "A Day Without Latinos" to protest the bill recently passed in the House that makes it a felony to be in the US illegally. The bill also imposes new penalties on employers who hire illegals and aims to erect fences along one-third of the US/Mexican border.

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2006/3/26

The New French Army Knife:

@ 07:25 AM (30 months, 25 days ago)
 As you may have heard, Paris is yet again on fire, this time due to rioting over a new labor law. The law states that the employer has a two-year 'at will' policy, in which a worker may be fired for any reason.

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All-Natural Collagen Has To Come From Somewhere...

@ 07:23 AM (30 months, 25 days ago)
 Have you put on your makeup yet, ladies? Are you fond of those collagen products that are supposed to reduce wrinkles and make you look younger?

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OBL's Sons Hiding Out In Iran

@ 07:22 AM (30 months, 25 days ago)
Here's yet another reason to put the screws to Iran:

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The Entire Democratic Platform:

@ 07:21 AM (30 months, 25 days ago)
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2006/3/24

MSM At It Again

@ 06:53 PM (30 months, 26 days ago)


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It seems that the unbiased main stream news is at it again...one of ABC News' top producers, John Green, fired off a Bush-bashing company email, seen above.

And before anyone gets started about how this can't be true because Drudge isn't a reputable news source, Green issued this statement:

"By now some of you have seen the Drudge Report featuring a private email I sent to a colleague in 2004. I want all of you to know how much I regret the embarrassment this story causes ABC. It was an inappropriate thing to say and I'm deeply sorry."

So much for the unbiased, 'just the facts' media, huh?

A Not-So-Fine Wine

@ 06:50 PM (30 months, 26 days ago)
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More Ports Nonsense

@ 06:44 PM (30 months, 26 days ago)
Alright, I'm calling President Bush and the media out on the carpet over this one.

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Pro-Lifers In The Majority!

@ 06:43 PM (30 months, 26 days ago)
It seems that those who run for Senate on the 'pro-choice' ticket may be going against the grain this election year: a new Zogby Interactive Survey shows that respondents in the contiguous 48 states shows 59% of people consider abortion ends a human life.

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We are Muslims and these are our beliefs...

@ 06:38 PM (30 months, 26 days ago)
Senior Muslim clerics insisted yesterday that Abdul Rahman be put to death. They warned that if the government frees him in response to Western pressure they will incite the people of Afghanistan to "pull him into pieces."

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2006/3/23

Terrorist Doctor Murders Patients

@ 06:50 PM (30 months, 27 days ago)
Wounded soldiers and police officers in Kirkuk, Iraq who survived terrorist attacks often did not survive once they reached the hospital: one of the doctors working at the Republic Hospital was a covert member of a terrorist cell.

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Hillary Accuses GOP of Criminalizing Christ

@ 06:49 PM (30 months, 27 days ago)
Hillary Clinton pulled yet another one of her shrill, nutty statements Wednesday when she gave a response voicing her opposition to Rep. James Sensenbrenner's bill that would make illegal entry into the US a felony. She called the GOP bill "mean-spirited."

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The Real Reason For Global Warming

@ 06:47 PM (30 months, 27 days ago)
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2006/3/21

The Most Creative Excuse To Get Out Of Child Support, Ever!

@ 07:33 PM (30 months, 29 days ago)
An American man is seeking to have his obligation to his seven -month old daughter legally terminated, because her mother gave birth to her against his wishes.

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America Will Defend Israel

@ 07:31 PM (30 months, 29 days ago)
President Bush said yesterday that America would defend Israel with military force against Iran, if necessary.

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Muslims Runnig Scared From Modern And Moderate Cleric

@ 07:31 PM (30 months, 29 days ago)
I didn't know that Muslims had glitzy telegvangelists, but apparently they do!

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2006/3/20

Liberals Commision New Rail System

@ 04:33 PM (31 months, 23 hours ago)
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Annie, Get Your Gun...

@ 04:29 PM (31 months, 23 hours ago)
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Cindy Sheehan...Haven't We All Had Enough?

@ 04:28 PM (31 months, 1 day ago)
Cindy Sheehan is one very busy anti-war activist. She averages just two days a month in her Berkley Hills home (Yeah, I know. Berkley.), and seems to jet from speaking engagement to public appearance, dishonoring the sacrifice of her son on a daily basis.

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IS OBL DEAD?

@ 04:27 PM (31 months, 1 day ago)
s OBL Dead?

Rep. Curt Weldon, who broke the Able Danger story, is now claiming that OBL has died.

Weldon made the statement on Wendsday to the Philadelphia inquirer: "Weldon is making explosive new allegations. He says a high-level source has told him that terrorist leader Osama bin Laden has died in Iran, where he has been in hiding."

In June last year, Weldon said in a TV interview: "I'm confident that I know for sure that [bin Laden] has been in and out of Iran ... Two years ago, he was in the southern town of Ladis, 10 kilometers inside the Pakistan border. I also know that earlier this year, he had a meeting with al-Zarqawi in Tehran ...

"If you look at the recent comments coming out of both the CIA and some of our military generals in theater, they're now acknowledging the same thing that I've been saying - that in fact, he's been in and out of Iran.

"[But] no one can prove it exactly until we capture him."


Or perhaps, until we find his body...

Vendetta Or Burgers?

@ 04:26 PM (31 months, 1 day ago)
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2006/3/19

Welcome To The ICU...

@ 08:27 PM (31 months, 1 day ago)
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Andrea Yates To Stand Trial Monday

@ 07:29 PM (31 months, 1 day ago)
The appeals court in Houston handling the Andrea Yates murder retrial ruled that the trail may go forward, and begin as early as tomorrow.

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The Rosa Parks Act

@ 07:28 PM (31 months, 1 day ago)
Alabama lawmakers are considering a law that would give a mass pardon to hundreds of people who were arrested under Alabama's antiquated segregation laws.

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Gay vs. Muslim Soccer?

@ 07:27 PM (31 months, 1 day ago)
Gay vs. Muslim soccer?

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2006/3/18

Document Shows Saddam Linked To Al-Qaida.

@ 04:29 AM (31 months, 3 days ago)
National intelligence Director John Nergroponte directed the release of a document linking Saddam Hussein to Al-Qaida.

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Taking Control Of The Saddam Trial:

@ 04:26 AM (31 months, 3 days ago)
It seems that Saddam's trial has been pushed back yet again, for a month.

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If Its A Whoopin' You're After, Then He's Just The Dad To Oblige 'Ya!

@ 04:23 AM (31 months, 3 days ago)
A barefoot Dad chased down and caught two teenage burglars in Eagan, Minn.

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2006/3/17

Order Yours Now!

@ 08:36 PM (31 months, 3 days ago)
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2006/3/15

Another Gem By The Religion Of Peace

@ 05:45 PM (31 months, 5 days ago)
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Indian men carry the body of a person murdered by a Muslim bomber in the pilgrimage city of Varanasi on March 7th.

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Miracles DO Happen

@ 05:37 PM (31 months, 5 days ago)
Praise the Lord and cue the polka music!

Haldis Gunderson of Olso, Norway "Had settled down for a cozy Saturday evening, had a nice dinner, and I was just going to clean up a little. I turned on the faucet and beer came out."

Beer from Heaven? No, it seems that Gunderson lives in an apartment upstairs from a pub, and a plumber had accidentally connected the beer line to her apartment's water line.

She said it was flat, however, and the accident was soon corrected.

HAHAHAHAHAAAAAAAARRRRRRRGGGGGGGGG!!!!!!

@ 05:36 PM (31 months, 5 days ago)
Some of you may remember that an Iranian newspaper recently launched a Holocaust cartoon contest. It seems the competition has drawn more than 200 entries, with some mocking the WWII genocide. One entry even shows Jews going into a gas pipeline.

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No Dough For The Doughboy's Wife

@ 05:33 PM (31 months, 5 days ago)
Guess who they were really there to see?

It seems that the Clinton White House sleep over guests are showing Hillary a little of the cold shoulder this year.

The New York Post reports that 40% of Pres. Clinton's 1,100 plus White House guests donated to his wife while he was still in the Oval Office, netting Mrs. Clinton's Senate campaign a tidy sum of $620,000.

But now, fewer than 20% of the Clinton's former supporters have donated to the Hillary train.

"FOBs are not necessarily FOHs," University of Virginia political scholar Larry Sabato told the Post, referring to friends of Bill and Hill. "Think of the two of them - who's the one who collects friends? Bill."

Ted Danson, who donated more than $10,000 previously has yet to give Hillary one red cent.

White House sleep over guests Tom Hanks, Meg Ryan, Dennis Quaid and Will Smith have yet to give to the cause, too.

I guess it just isn't the same when Hillary can't pimp out the Lincoln Bedroom, huh?

DIY FBI!

@ 05:32 PM (31 months, 5 days ago)
Would you like to print out your very own OBL most wanted poster for quick reference? It has lots of other uses too, like dart practice, ect.

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Darwin May Have Been On To Something...

@ 05:31 PM (31 months, 5 days ago)
In a sterling example of natural selection at work, a Coralvill, IA man died in a mobile home fire Sunday night.

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2006/3/14

Al-Qaida Murders Iraqi Journalist.

@ 11:08 AM (31 months, 7 days ago)
Al-Qaida has claimed responsibility for killing an Iraqi TV journalist, Amjad Hameed, who worked for the government-run Iraqiya television.

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OBL's Niece To Star In Reality TV Show...

@ 09:53 AM (31 months, 7 days ago)
Osama Bin Laden's niece has signed up to star in a reality TV show about her life and unfulfilled quest for stardom.

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2006/3/12

Mohammed is Da Bomb!

@ 10:11 AM (31 months, 9 days ago)
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Frenchman Poisons Children

@ 10:04 AM (31 months, 9 days ago)
Christophe Fauviau of Mont-De-Marsan, France was sentanced to eight years in prison after confessing to the crime of poisoning water bottles of his son and daughter's tennis opponents.

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No More Syrian Banking

@ 09:51 AM (31 months, 9 days ago)
In a story that barely registered a blip on the MSM's radar, the Treasury Department ordered all commercial banks in the US to sever ties with two Syrian banks: the Commercial Bank of Syria and the Syrian Lebanese Commercial Bank.

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We Can Rebuild Him...

@ 09:47 AM (31 months, 9 days ago)
Advances in field medicine have seen that a greater number of our soldiers are surviving injuries and attacks, but due to the widespread use of roadside bombs in Iraq, some of those survivors are left with amputations.

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2006/3/10

The Burqa Is Hostile To Women

@ 12:30 PM (31 months, 11 days ago)
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The Hulk Sequel

@ 08:23 AM (31 months, 11 days ago)
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Court Says Urinating In Public Is Illegal Under California Law

@ 08:16 AM (31 months, 11 days ago)
A San Francisco APPEALS (Yeah, you read that right.) court ruled yesterday that urinating in public is definately illegal in California.

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Neurosurgeon Wrestled The Floor

@ 07:57 AM (31 months, 11 days ago)
Here's one of those scary-amusing stories that anyone who has ever worked in a medical facility will appreciate.

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Iraqi Government Hangs 13 Terrorists.

@ 07:41 AM (31 months, 11 days ago)
Iraq hanged thirteen terrorists yesterday, marking the first time the new government has executed militants since the removal of Saddam Hussein three years ago.

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2006/3/8

24 Discussion

@ 08:27 AM (31 months, 13 days ago)

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How about that latest two hour episode of 24 that aired on Monday? The last couple of weeks were sort of slow, but the pace is up again!

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2006/3/7

Mattel Announces New Line Of Barbies

@ 07:25 PM (31 months, 13 days ago)
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Ray Nagin Throws Down The Race Card

@ 07:15 PM (31 months, 13 days ago)
Ray Nagins is once again playing the race card, but this time for the re-election.

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South Dakota Bans Most Abortions

@ 07:07 PM (31 months, 13 days ago)
Gov. Mike Round of South Dakota signed a near-total ban of abortions in his state yesterday. The bill makes it a crime for a doctor to perform an abortion unless the procedure was necessary to save a woman's life. It makes no exceptions for cases of rape or incest, but of course allows for the victims to recieve emergency contraception. The law carries a penalty of five years for an abortion performed outside its parameters.

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Grab Your Double-Standards, Folks

@ 06:55 PM (31 months, 13 days ago)
Doesn't it just crack you up when some liberal attack dog calls the President stupid while cramming their foot in their mouth?

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2006/3/6

Hurricane Katrina 'Victims' Victimize Houston

@ 09:46 AM (31 months, 15 days ago)
Houston, TX has taken in more than 150,000 Katrina survivors, and it seems that no good deed is going unpunished. Houston set up what is believed to be the largest shelter and humanitarian operation in national history, initiallly with MASH-like clinics that took care of everything from emergency medical care to eyglasses. After those were disbanded, officials offered evacuees generous vouchers that paid for rent and utilities for ONE YEAR.

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Hamas Sets Up Standing Army in Gaza to Spread Jihad

@ 09:12 AM (31 months, 15 days ago)
The Hamas terror organization, which won control of the PA legislature in January elections, is setting up a standing army in Gaza based on its military wing, the Al-Kassam Brigades.

A senior official in the Hamas military, known by his nom de guerre, Abu Huzaifa, told the PA news agency Duniya Alwatan that since the Disengagement from Gaza, the Hamas has set up military bases in every city in Gaza. The bases have been training a new cadre of highly motivated fighters for the Jihad, or holy war against non-Moslems in general and the Jewish state in particular.

Recruits are sent to the camps for four months. The first month consists of basic training, and after that, recruits are taught more advanced military maneuvers.

More specifically, Abu Huzaifa said PA soldiers are taught a number of techniques including firing rifles, shooting Kassam rockets, crawling under fences, and climbing up and down buildings. The instructors are Hamas terrorists who received training abroad.

The goal, he said, was to turn the Al-Kassam Brigades into a full-fledged standing army. That army would be dedicated to eliminating Israel and replacing it with an Arab state ruled by the Hamas.

Abu Huzaifa said that military units were already working on developing more sophisticated rockets and explosive devices to advance the Jihad.

Wary of being targeted by Israel, Hamas terrorists have also set up an intelligence infrastructure to warn of an impending Israeli strike, according to the Duniya Alwatan news agency. Terrorist have been deployed at strategic locations in order to provide advance warning as Israeli fighter jets or helicopters approach the Gaza district.

The Hamas already has a communications system capable of warning thousands of terrorists of an oncoming Israeli air strike, or of the need to deploy fighters on the border with Israel, in the event that Israel decides to send ground forces into Gaza.

Abu Huzaifa warned Israel that it will encounter fierce resistance, should it try to reconquer Gaza from the Hamas.

Does anyone else smell WWIII coming up?

What A Weenie...

@ 09:10 AM (31 months, 15 days ago)
In yet another reason for Bond fans to be *issed off, blonde Bond actor Daniel Craig has made his intent known to do a nude scene... and we're not talkin' just the backside, either.

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Real Life Simpsons

@ 09:02 AM (31 months, 15 days ago)
You've GOT to see this! 

2006/3/5

A Little Perspective

@ 07:43 PM (31 months, 15 days ago)
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Muslim College Student Freak Out Over Student Newspaper

@ 07:39 PM (31 months, 15 days ago)
Oregon State University recently ran an article called "The Islamic Double Standard." The piece, written by a microbiology Nathanael Blake was published on Feb. 8th.

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2006/3/3

You Can't Reason With A Shark...

@ 08:58 AM (31 months, 18 days ago)
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New Oscars To Be Released.

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Blah, Blah, Blah Al Gore.

@ 08:42 AM (31 months, 18 days ago)
Blah, blah Al Gore blah blah. Blah, blah Gore wants wants free airtime for global warming comercials, blah blah. Blah he urged for a dollar matching program for awareness, blah.
Blah blah blah"The climate crisis is the most serious challenge our civilization has ever faced,"blah, blah, Gore said.


Palestine Gorged On Hatred

@ 06:06 AM (31 months, 18 days ago)
An orginization that monitors Palestinian media, or the Palestinian Media Watch, has compiled a collection of 'farewell' videos made by homicide bombers demonstrating an unparalleled level of hatred and anti-Semitism.

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Hamas Hardline Reaffirmed

@ 05:49 AM (31 months, 18 days ago)
Hamas' leader again refused to recognize Israel at the outset of a three day visit to Moscow.

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Patriot Act Breezes Through Senate!

@ 05:43 AM (31 months, 18 days ago)
The Senate passed the renewal of the Patriot Act yesterday with an overwhelming 89-10 vote. President Bush is expected to sign it back into law before it expires on March 10th.

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2006/3/1

New iPod For Toddlers

@ 10:33 AM (31 months, 20 days ago)


http://img456.imageshack.us/img456/6755/022706pod5bt.jpgApple has announced the release of a new iPod to be marketed to children 1-3 years old. This revolutionarey new iPod uses no batteries and will help teach your child how to say more than 10 different words! Simply pull the cord on the side of the unit and watch as the wheel goes round and round!

New Osama Bin Laden Tape.

@ 10:25 AM (31 months, 20 days ago)
Al-Jazeera T.V. announced earlier today the release of a new OBL tape, this one including video. Follow the link to view it with translation.

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CAIR Thinks We're Stupid

@ 10:22 AM (31 months, 20 days ago)
Here in Ohio, we have our own outspoken division of CAIR. They have decided to hold an educational forum on the life of the prophet Muhammad as a response to the Danish cartoon controversy.

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Just How Many 'Two Beers' Have You Had, Sir?

@ 10:10 AM (31 months, 20 days ago)
Father of the Year nomineee Peter Hickcock of Scottsdale AZ was found passed out in his home this Sunday after his 5-year old daughter called 911. He will most likely face child endangerment charges.

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Push The Button, Al!

@ 09:07 AM (31 months, 20 days ago)
Misty: Onair Star, this is Misty. What is your emergency?

AF: I'm so stupid...stupid...stupid

M: Sir, I need you to calm down. Just tell me what happened.

AF: Ok, ummm...I'm only half an hour into my show and I've already run out out material....Stupid
stupid, stupid.

M: Sir, have you done your comedy bits?

AF: Yes, it was about how George Bush has a new puppy and he is taking foreign policy advice from
her....It was awful...crap I tell you...Tons of writers and we put out crap...OHMYGOD WE SUCK!

M: Sir, just relax Onair Star is here to help...Have you talked about how the Dubai Port deal will be the end of the world and how it  was Bush's fault?

AF: Yes, yes, yes. I talked about that. I, also talked about how we're losing the war on terror...the lousy
economy...how we're ruining the environment here and now on Titan...I even read the comicstrip "For
Better or Worse" to the audience...it's a Canadian comic strip you know. I know it was all a bunch
of B.S. but the listeners like it....I'm such a jerk...

M: OK, I think I have a solution sir....Do you think you can spend the next two and a half hours talking about
how stupid George Bush and all those who voted for them are?

AF: Ummm . . .

M: Call all those in the red states hicks and idiots....Here's a list of words that might help...."Morons, Stupid,
Uneducated, Zealots, Ignorant.....

AF: Yes! Yes! I can do that....Oh, Thank you Thank you Onair Star.

M: Thank you for using Onair Star Mr. Franken.....I'm sure we'll talk again tomorrow.....dweeb.