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2006/4/30

Media Whore Cindy Sheehan Cannot Be Bothered With Her Son's Headstone...

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Religion Of Peace And Children

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Air America Losing NYC Flagship

@ 12:34 PM (29 months, 20 days ago)
  Sure to leave a void in millardo's listening habits, Air America Radio is slated to lose it's NYC flagship WLIB-AM in August. The network will replace Air-America with local liberal programming.

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Are Porno Stars Really Actors?

@ 12:15 PM (29 months, 20 days ago)
 Sure, Debbie can do Dallas, but can she do Shakespeare? With her clothes on?

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Muslims Protesting For Pro-Illegal Immigration In L.A.

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Senate Conservatives Cut Some Pork

@ 12:04 PM (29 months, 20 days ago)
It's no secret that I don't like John McCain. However, I've got to say, he and Tom Colburn are one-up after cutting $15 million dollars of waste out of a funding bill for Katrina relief and the Iraq war.

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2006/4/28

CALL TO ACTION: DAY FIVE!!!

@ 06:45 PM (29 months, 21 days ago)
Even though it is another day, I still urge you, my valued readers, to read and sign the petition in the link below, and to also encourage everyone you know to do the same! Let us reclaim our schools and take our tax dollars away from the pockets of insane professors who have daily contact with our precious children!

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V For, Well, Not For Vendetta...

@ 06:42 PM (29 months, 21 days ago)
 Today was the big day! My hubby, in his mercy, went to the hospital and went under the knife.

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$100 Gas Rebate In The Works

@ 06:33 PM (29 months, 21 days ago)
The latest GOP energy package to grace the Senate floor includes a $100 gas rebate for folks making less than $125,000, or couples making less than $150,ooo per year.

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Muslim Women Want "Separate But Equal" Exercise Access

@ 06:12 PM (29 months, 21 days ago)
 Roughly 200 Muslim women who bought memberships to the Fitness USA athletic clubs in Michigan have signed a petition asking the gym's owner to provide separate exercise times for women and men.

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Solution To Terrorism: Buy 'Em A VW!

@ 05:57 PM (29 months, 21 days ago)
 This blog has found the solution for Islamic Jihad: Buy all Homicide bombers a VW, courtesy of America.

Islamic Jihad Lauds Teenager's Critical Injuries

@ 05:57 PM (29 months, 21 days ago)
Daniel Wultz, a Florida teenager on Passover vacation in Israel with his family when he became one of over 60 people injured when a Palestinian homicide bomber blew himself up in a Tel Aviv falafel restaurant.

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2006/4/27

CALL TO ACTION: DAY FOUR!!!

@ 07:13 PM (29 months, 22 days ago)
    Please follow this link, and read for yourself the treason happening at Kent State University!

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Irony Or Coincidence...Where's The Ring?

@ 05:13 PM (29 months, 23 days ago)
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The new portrait of President Bill Clinton, unveiled at the Smithsonian sparked a curious observation...Where is the former president's wedding ring?

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2006/4/26

CALL TO ACTION:DAY THREE!!!!

@ 06:29 AM (29 months, 24 days ago)
    Please click the link below and read about the educational atrocity that is Kent State University Assistant Professor Pino!

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Do Your Part, America!

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President Bush "Can't Get No Satisfaction"

@ 06:18 AM (29 months, 24 days ago)
 A couple of days before President Bush tried to book the first floor and the "Presidential Suite"of the Imperial Hotel in Vienna.

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Does The Size Of A Mexican Politician's Shoe Equal The Size Of His...?

@ 06:09 AM (29 months, 24 days ago)
 If you think politicians in America get into the mudslinging, you've obviously never seen a Mexican election. Bloviating, insults and campaign ads are everywhere, and some even speculate as to who has the greatest (ahem) manhood.

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Ahmeadinejad = Hitler

@ 05:55 AM (29 months, 24 days ago)
 Israeli Defense Minister Shaul Mofaz said Sunday that Iran's nuclear program is the most serious threat to Israel since the Nazi holocaust.

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2006/4/25

Three People Swallowed By Cesspool

@ 05:43 PM (29 months, 24 days ago)
 Andrew Palladino walked outside in the rain Sunday to pick up his paper, when the 71-year old man was swallowed up by a cesspool.

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2006/4/24

CALL TO ACTION!!!

@ 05:41 PM (29 months, 25 days ago)
  This post will remain on the top of this blog for awhile.

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It's STILL Bush's Fault?

@ 05:40 PM (29 months, 25 days ago)
 Hillary Clinton is at it again... She made an Earth Day (Don't even get me started on that.) speech by announcing her new energy plan and by blaming President Bush's environmental policies for Hurricane Katrina.

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France On The Retreat...Again.

@ 05:39 PM (29 months, 25 days ago)
 Not surprisingly, France has lost it's spine when it comes to nearly all domestic policy. After the Job Law debacle, those frogs in the government just can't seem to stand behind anything; at least not until after the elections.

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2006/4/22

Dupe Of The Left

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2006/4/21

The Height Of Fashion

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Screamin' Dean Is At It Again

@ 03:46 PM (29 months, 29 days ago)
 Screamin' Howard Dean is busy shoving his foot in his mouth.

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This Makes Me Sick...

@ 03:42 PM (29 months, 29 days ago)
 Matt Chaffee weighs 100 pounds...Finally.

He eats 6,500 calories a day (two and a half times what the average male should eat) and has just now reached the 100 pound mark.

The 5' 9" 22 year-old just cannot seem to gain weight, no matter what he eats. His goal since turning 18 was to break 100, and in order to do it, 5,000 calories of his daily intake come from protein shakes.

None of his doctors know why he has such a hard time putting it on, but I wish they could figure it out and hook me up...

Death For Rapists?...I'm O.K. With That!

@ 03:31 PM (29 months, 29 days ago)
 Convicted child rapist Kenneth Hinson, 47, has no kids of his own and was extra-nice to neighborhood teens. So much so, that they called him "Uncle Kenney."

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The Oil Platform

@ 02:46 PM (29 months, 29 days ago)
 Quick to exploit any problem for political gain, a major platform issue in November will be the cost of oil.

To varying degrees, Democrats around the country are following a similar script that touches on economic anxiety and populist resentment against oil companies.

"It's a metaphor for an economy that keeps biting people despite overall good numbers," said Senator Shumer.

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2006/4/20

More Than Six...

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Religion Of Peace: Unbelievers are "Filth"

@ 02:44 PM (30 months, 2 hours ago)
 Pupils of the British college Hawza Ilmiyya in London are protesting the curriculum. A few Muslim students training to be imams at the college are concerned that the students are being taught from medieval texts that call nonMuslims, or "Infidels" "filth" and compare them seriously to "pigs and dogs," which are considered to be "unclean" animals in the Islamic faith.

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Abortion Talk In The Fourth-Grade

@ 12:25 PM (30 months, 5 hours ago)
 An unidentified fourth-grade teacher at Pittsburgh Hills-Henderson Elementary School has been suspended pending an investigation into a lesson she gave about abortion. The teacher described, in detail, the process of abortion and the process of adoption, and asked students to vote on which one they would do.

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Outrage At The U.N.!

@ 11:49 AM (30 months, 5 hours ago)
 Despite decades of human rights violations the U.N. is now claiming that women were better off under the Hussein regime. An African news agency contracted by the U.N. stated:

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2006/4/19

Podcasting!

@ 12:05 PM (30 months, 1 day ago)
 Get your earplugs ready...I'm podcasting now! I will be referencing my blogspot site, which is the same thing as here, I just like both hosts so much!

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"Irantium"

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Cynthia "Race-Card" McKinney Update

@ 11:59 AM (30 months, 1 day ago)
 The official Capitol Hill police report on McKinney's assault of an officer said the congresswoman struck the cop "in the chest with (a) closed fist."

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The Black Death!

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Uh, It Doesn't Taste Like Chicken...

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Hillary Clinton:Let's Be More Like France

@ 11:11 AM (30 months, 1 day ago)
It seems that Hillary can't let it go. She's coming back to the healthcare issue, at least in some capacity. Sen. Clinton is calling for a massive expansion of the Family and Medical Leave Act, saying that it is past time for an updated version that allows time off of work for participation in children's school activities and health care, as well as time to care for elderly parents. "We make it about as hard in our country as possible for people to do the most important job there is in any society - and that is raising and nurturing the next generation," Mrs. Clinton told a Brown University audience during a speech on women's leadership last week. "Since the Family and Medical Leave Act was passed in my husband's administration, more than 50 million men and women have taken advantage of it," she explained. "Well, I think it needs to be updated and it needs to be expanded somewhat." Mrs. Clinton insisted that "there should be time available for teachers conferences and doctors appointments, to be involved in your children's' lives and to increasingly care for your aging parents. The FMLA already allows for 12 weeks of time off of work for immediate family concerns. Curiously, Hillary made no mention or estimates of the costs to businesses under her new act. My guess is that it'll start looking a lot like France over here...She's obviously testing the water for things to run on in 2008.

2006/4/18

Terror!

@ 01:08 PM (30 months, 2 days ago)
 This was a blog entry about the latest homicide bombing in Israel in "It's A Matter Of Opinion," posted by Seawitch. It definitely deserves a look.

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Finally, A Liberal College Professor Punished!

@ 01:07 PM (30 months, 2 days ago)
 Sally Jacobsen, a professor in the literature and language department at Northern Kentucky University has been put on leave and will retire at the end of the semester after admitting she led students in the destruction of an anti-abortion display on campus. She will not return to the school.

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Break Out The Aspirin Bottle...

@ 01:06 PM (30 months, 2 days ago)
 Eli Roth, director of "Hostel" was a guest on "Your World With Neil Cavuto" Friday. When Neil asked why horror movies were resurging lately, (Get ready, here comes the headache.) Roth quoted the liberal mantra: It's Bush's fault!

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Peaceful Co-Existence With Islam= Slavery

@ 01:03 PM (30 months, 2 days ago)
 Here's another story you won't hear a lot of in the Main Stream Media:

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'Hanoi Jane' Decides Not To Do Anti-War Tour

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2006/4/17

Sorry, CAIR, We Still Have Free speech For Now!

@ 05:05 PM (30 months, 3 days ago)
 
A federal appeals court upheld the dismissal of a $2 million dollar defamation lawsuit brought against former U.S. Rep. Cass Ballenger.

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New Diet Plan

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2006/4/15

We CAN All Get Along...

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Busted!

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Another Beautiful Moment From "The Religion Of Peace"

@ 12:31 PM (30 months, 5 days ago)
 When Hatun Surucu, 23, began to wear make-up and date German men, there was only one thing for her brother to do. Shoot her in the head three times at point-blank range.

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Blessed Are You...

@ 12:24 PM (30 months, 5 days ago)
 To celebrate Easter as a Christian in Baghdad, Dr. Sameera Giris has to sneak onto a bus leaving from a secret location, walk through a bottleneck of razor wire, and undergo a body and property search by an armed officer protecting the Evangelical Protestant Church. Even her Bible is checked to ensure that it isn't a hollowed-out casing for a bomb.

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2006/4/14

A Very Good Friday!

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Blogging Out Loud

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ATF Busts A Ninja...Sort Of.

@ 05:44 PM (30 months, 5 days ago)
 
The ATF was on campus at the University of Georgia on April 12, eyes open for anything suspicious. Specifically, they were training locals in the Project Safe neighborhood program.

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2006/4/13

Outrage!!!

@ 05:13 PM (30 months, 7 days ago)
If this doesn't get your blood to boil over the illegal immigration problem, nothing will!

Aaron Pierce At Home

@ 05:12 PM (30 months, 7 days ago)
Here's a little gag reel for you 24 fans...

Perceptions Of Islam Falling

@ 05:06 PM (30 months, 7 days ago)
 I saw this story and was floored. Although they had to report the falling perceptions of the public on Islam, they prefaced it with an insult to our intelligence. I will reproduce the article in it's entirety, and add my commentary in bold.

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Break Out The Aspirin...

@ 05:04 PM (30 months, 7 days ago)
According to the EU, European governments should now strive to shun the phrase "Islamic terrorism" for the kinder, gentler term, "terrorists who abusively invoke Islam."

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2006/4/12

The Death Of The Irish Wake

@ 04:44 AM (30 months, 8 days ago)
 Perhaps we could hold a wake...For the death of the Irish wake.

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Outrage!

@ 04:44 AM (30 months, 8 days ago)
Apparently America isn't the only nation with insane judges.

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Child Protective Services...In The Nude!

@ 04:43 AM (30 months, 8 days ago)
 This probably won't surprise you coming out of West Palm Beach, but I'll go ahead and share it anyway.

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Awwwww, Yeaaahhh!

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Congressional Stupidity...I Know, An Oxymoron.

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2006/4/10

Al "Nostradamus" Gore Sees The End Of The Earth!

@ 10:02 AM (30 months, 10 days ago)
 Al Gore want all of us polluting sinners to repent, 'cause the end is near!

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Ride 'Em, Cowboy!

@ 10:00 AM (30 months, 10 days ago)
 Yeahaw, pardners! The gay rodeo is in town!

The Florida Gay Rodeo Association (No, I'm not making that up, there really is a FGRA!) is hosting the state's first gay rodeo this weekend. It's going to be a real blast, complete with competitions and concerts.

The competition is open to both gay cowboys and cowgirls, who may compete together in any event, even ones traditionally reserved for men, such as bull riding and bareback bronco riding.

''And that's the great thing about gay rodeo,'' Nikol Hillman, one of the contestants said. "Every gender can compete in every event. It really breaks down those barriers.''

The Sunshine Stampede also includes events that would never happen at a traditional rodeo, such as dressing goats in underwear and horse racing in drag.

I think I'll pass this year...

Cynthia McKinney: A Role Model Of Racism

@ 09:06 AM (30 months, 10 days ago)
 A 12-year old boy from Ansonia, CN is in deep trouble after he falsely claimed that he was abducted and assaulted by white men wearing robes. He claimed he was the target of racism when white men abducted him while he was walking home, took him to a local park and sprayed his face with a flammable liquid and set him on fire.

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Hamas To Give Up Homicide Bombings?

@ 09:05 AM (30 months, 10 days ago)
 It seems that Hamas has decided to abandon suicide bombings, which to this point have caused the death of almost 300 Israelis.

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Arab Men In Drag...

@ 09:04 AM (30 months, 10 days ago)
 Here's a funny one:

An Egyptian man from Cairo routinely donned a full Islamic niqab to visit his long-time mistress. He camouflaged himself to prevent her neighbors from gossip, and probably because it's hard to have an affair with someone after she's been stoned to death.

The 30-year old man was outed after a woman on the carriage noticed his um, manly footwear poking out from under his veil, and screamed for security to unmask him.

Now comes the not-s0-funny part... If this yahoo can dress in a head to toe veil and sneak around almost indefinitely, then what would stop a terrorist from doing the same?

Burqas and the like should be illegal in free countries!

Saudi Government Doesn't Hesitate To Fence It's Boarder!

@ 09:04 AM (30 months, 10 days ago)
 Isn't it ironic that with the immigration debacle going on here in the U.S., the Saudi government is quietly taking care of business on their own boarders.

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2006/4/7

McKinney Makes A You-Know-What Out Of Herself

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Watch Out For Those Jingoists!

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Pakistani Muslims Burning Bibles

@ 12:28 PM (30 months, 13 days ago)
 Remember when Newsweek started a media firestorm over the since disproved flushing of a Koran at Gitmo? Muslims were violently indignant, and the liberal American left berated us to no end.

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IN YOUR FACE, McKinney!

@ 12:26 PM (30 months, 13 days ago)
 Talk about insult to injury!

A mere day after announcing his resignation from Congress, Tom DeLay is poised to file ethics violation charges against Cynthia McKinney.

"If somebody else doesn't file an ethics charge, I will," DeLay said on Rush Limbaugh's radio show this afternoon. "I am going to defend these Capitol Police. ... They are incredibly professional and courageous, and I am not going to let this happen."

DeLay also blasted McKinney as a racist who uses her color as an excuse for perceived victimhood.

"She is a racist," DeLay said. "She bases everything on race. Everything bad that has ever happened to her is because she's black. She's anti-Semitic, that's who she is."

By now, I'm sure that we're all familiar with the McKinney debacle, so I won't rehash it here, but I will give a few of her outrageous quotes.

"The issue is racial profiling,"

"You can't stop me. The real issue is face recognition and security around the Capitol complex."

If that's the case, all I have to do is look like someone that works in the building, and I can stroll right through security with a bomb in my briefcase and blow the whole Senate floor up!

But I digress. I think that ethics charges should definitely be brought against her. She has slandered a police officer who was just doing his job.

But to have DeLay bring them? Bad form. It just doesn't look good; someone else in the Senate who has a little more political calm around him. Unless this is because Tom knows that no matter what he's going out, so he's saving someone else from being under the racist gun...Hmm...

OBL Intelligence Intercepted!

@ 12:25 PM (30 months, 13 days ago)
 
The Corky Report has discovered that intelligence intercepted a memo from Osama Bin Laden to his terrorist underlings. Here it is, translated in its entirety.

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2006/4/5

Best Video Ever!!!

@ 11:53 AM (30 months, 15 days ago)
A must-see!

Beware the profanity at the end!

If Jack Bauer Was Around For WWII

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I'm Sure There's A Reasonable Explaination For This...

@ 09:13 AM (30 months, 15 days ago)
 In yet another pathetic attempt by scientists to minimalize and explain away Christianity, Florida State University Professor of Oceanography Doron Nof says that rare conditions could have aligned to form a small, isolated patch of floating ice on the Sea of Galilee. Jesus didn't really walk on water, he walked on ice!

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Which Would You Choose, A Donkey Or A Woman?

@ 08:56 AM (30 months, 15 days ago)
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Shhh...We're Americans, Now Keep Quiet About It!

@ 08:49 AM (30 months, 15 days ago)
 What the heck is going on in Colorado?

Students at Shaw Heights Middle School are no longer allowed to wear anything that is patriotic, including camouflage, because the school considers it a political, anti-Hispanic statement.

"It upsets me that we cannot support our troops -- the military," said Kirsten Golgart, an eighth grader who was told she'd be suspended if she didn't change her clothes. "We can't support our country. If we're American, I think we should be proud to be an American."

The school principle, Myla Shepard, said she wanted to prevent fighting.

"We started seeing name calling," Shepherd said. "Safety is my first concern, so I'm going to do things to keep us from getting to a point where anybody is hurt or being suspended for fighting."

One student who wore a pair of blue jeans, and a red and white sweater, she would be expelled.

Expelled? HUH?!?

In Longmont, CO, the principle of Skyline High School banned all flags because of tensions due to the recent focus on illegal immigration. Yep, all flags, including the AMERICAN flag!

Here's a free suggestion for 'ya: Punish the kids after they do something wrong, and don't infringe on my freedoms!

This is outrageous! We are Americans, for heaven's sake! It's only right that the flag be flown in our own country. Are we so worried about bruising someone's feelings that we will deny our own identity?

Cynthia McKinney Plays The Race Card

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2006/4/3

Rainbow Sheep Confuse Westboro Baptist Church

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Try Your Hand At Basic Citizenship

@ 04:05 PM (30 months, 17 days ago)
 Can you pass the US citizenship test?

Here's a website that gives you twenty questions at a time that appear on the US citizenship test, and grades your answers. You can even take it in Spanish if you'd like.

I say that everyone should be tested, and anyone found in the country who cannot pass should be immediately deported to a country of their choosing... Ah, well. Wishful thinking, I guess.

Citizenship Test

I'm Sorry, But You've Been Held Back...

@ 04:04 PM (30 months, 17 days ago)
 
Teresa Prenderville of Indiana was ordered by a judge to attend an anger management course. The smart thing to do would have been to attend the course, get through it and be done.

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2006/4/2

Redneck Or Blueneck?

@ 05:09 PM (30 months, 18 days ago)
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I guess I'll have to start calling them bluenecks... It's perfect, don'tcha think?

Blasphemous Drug Smuggling

@ 04:41 PM (30 months, 18 days ago)
Man, are drug cartels evil or what? As if it isn't enough that they cater poison to society's addicted, now they're getting their product across the boarder (yeah, there's that boarder thing again...) in headstones shaped like the Virgin Mary!

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Hezbollah Busted Walking Across the Southern Boarder

@ 03:17 PM (30 months, 18 days ago)
Here's yet another reason to secure our boarders: FBI director Robert Mueller said that his agency busted a human smuggling ring this week. That's not too out of the ordinary, but here's where it gets scary... The smugglers were sneaking Hezbollah operatives across the boarder into the US!

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