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2006/5/12

Call The Movers!

@ 08:32 AM (29 months, 8 days ago)
You know the old saying... A true friend will help you move...

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2006/5/10

The Real Reason Moussaoui Changed His Plea...

@ 08:32 AM (29 months, 10 days ago)
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Israel Saves Hamas Leader From Assassination Plot!

@ 08:24 AM (29 months, 10 days ago)
 I'm waiting to hear the thanks...

*crickets*

Israel could have very well saved the life of a key Palestinian leader, Mahmoud Abbas! The Israeli Intelligence reports that they intercepted information that Hamas was plotting to kill Abbas at his office building in Gaza.

"We monitor every movement of Hamas in Gaza," one Israeli source told the Times. "So when we learned that Abbas's life was in danger, we made sure to inform him without delay."

It seems that Hamas considers Abbas a stumbling block in its efforts to complete control over Palestine and wants him dead, but I've got a guess; last week Hamas leader Mohammed Nazzal accused Abbas of "besieging and isolating the Hamas-led government."

Can't I Have A Cup Of Coffee Instead?

@ 07:33 AM (29 months, 10 days ago)
 Whoopi Goldberg announced Monday that she will soon have her own morning radio show, "Wake Up With Whoopi."

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John Conyers Is A Flaming Racist

@ 07:03 AM (29 months, 10 days ago)
 You may recall John Conyers being in the news recently: he was the moron who left his kids with staffers for days on end, forcing them to babysit on the taxpayer's dime.

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Yeah, Brookstone? I'd Like To Make A Return...

@ 06:34 AM (29 months, 10 days ago)
 
HAHAHAHA!

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2006/5/9

Another Awesome 24!

@ 06:11 PM (29 months, 10 days ago)
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2006/5/8

Not Again...

@ 06:35 AM (29 months, 12 days ago)
My template broke again... I'm really getting sick of switching everytime it throws my sidebar stuff to the bottom of the screen...

"New Ways" To Be Friends With Iran?

@ 06:29 AM (29 months, 12 days ago)
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Islam Losing 6 Million African Muslims Per Year?

@ 06:14 AM (29 months, 12 days ago)
 I found an interesting article today by The American Thinker... It seems that some Muslims think that Islam is losing 6 million African Muslims a year to Christianization.

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2006/5/7

Uber-Terrorist...NOT!

@ 11:19 AM (29 months, 13 days ago)
 I tried to post this yesterday, but Blogger wouldn't let me do anything but comment...So here goes, again.

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2006/5/6

24 Promo You've Got To See!

@ 05:53 PM (29 months, 13 days ago)
    Here's a little 24 promo brought to you exclusively by Save The Soldiers!

Get Out Of Jail Free Card Now In Play

@ 09:58 AM (29 months, 14 days ago)
 
Patrick Kennedy has just put the "get out of jail free" card into play...He just announced that he would be entering rehab at the Mayo clinic for prescription drug and depression problems.

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2006/5/5

Something To Consider...

@ 07:12 AM (29 months, 15 days ago)
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Fill 'Er Up, Boys!

@ 07:09 AM (29 months, 15 days ago)
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Robbing The Geriatrics Ward...

@ 07:08 AM (29 months, 15 days ago)
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Like Father, Like Son

@ 07:06 AM (29 months, 15 days ago)
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2006/5/3

Conservative Central Solution To Illegal Immigration

@ 04:29 PM (29 months, 17 days ago)
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Thank you to Insider Payallin!

Blackwell Takes GOP Nomination For Ohio Governor

@ 04:21 PM (29 months, 17 days ago)
 Ohio Secretary of State Kenneth Blackwell won the GOP nomination for Governor of Ohio yesterday, with a margin of about 55% to 45% for Jim Petro.

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Wait A Minute: So Now We WEREN'T Offered OBL?

@ 04:09 PM (29 months, 17 days ago)
 Madeline Albright stated on Hannity & Colmes Tuesday that Sudan never offered to round up OBL and extradite him to the U.S.; instead, she insisted that President Clinton's claim was "a misstatement."

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2006/5/2

Sign A Petition To Stop Terrorism At Home!

@ 06:22 PM (29 months, 17 days ago)
Please follow this link and do your duty: Sign the petition!

Iran Threatens Israel Again

@ 04:14 PM (29 months, 18 days ago)
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Border To Remain Open No Matter What!

@ 04:12 PM (29 months, 18 days ago)
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Sheriff Jones To Launch Boycott

@ 04:10 PM (29 months, 18 days ago)
I love this guy!

I'm proud to say that Butler County Sheriff Richard Jones is set to start a boycott this Friday of companies he says hire illegal immigrants.

Sheriff Jones is also trying to get Washington to pay for some of the $23,000 he spends jailing 30 illegal immigrants per month, a figure that continues to rise.

This is the same Sheriff that instituted the Warden Burger, a nasty treat for misbehaving inmates. For those who are locked in solitary, Sheriff Jones serves a burger that has been certified by a nutritionist. It consists of a whole-grain bun, and a mixture of turkey meat, vegetables like cabbage, lettuce and corn and carrots, and fruits. It tasted horrible, but is a balanced meal, and the jailbird gets three per day, accompanied with a glass of water. Sheriff Jones says that although he is obligated to feed the inmate, he is not obligated to make it a gourmet experience.

Sheriff Jones has also said that in America, the only place that one can get three hot meals a day is in the hospital, and in jail; and inmates aren't weak or sick, so he is instituting a sack lunch.

We need more men like this in office: Straight from the hip shooters!

Great Comment!!!

@ 03:59 PM (29 months, 18 days ago)
 I would never dream of ripping off someone else's great ideas, so my apologies to American Crusader!

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